Zoo Keepers Show Their Great Sense Of Humor Via Zoo Signs

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    Grass - Watch out! Herons above droppings belovw.
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    Text - THOSE WHO THROW OBJECTS AT THE CROCODILES WILL BE ASKED TO RETRIEVE THEM
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    Text - If I smell it's because I'M A PENGUIN and I eat fish.
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    Signage - Zoo keeper says If you put your finger in the enclosure the bird will bite you. GO ELLE ZoO
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    Text - Yes, they are alive... ...and they are doing what alligators do! Please do not throw anything at the animals or into the exhibit.
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    Wood - ZOO STAFF ONLY TRESPASSERS MAY BE SWALLOWED
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    Text - Information Information 1Information Please do not feed the monkeys It makes them sick!
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    Text - Please Be safe. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them síck. Thank you.
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    Signage - IF YOU ENCOUNTER A MOUNTAIN LION: X n's BE LARGE. SHOUT FACE LION. BACK AWAY SLOWLY. IF ATTACKED, of FIGHT BACK. r ion. KEEP CHILDREN CLOSE. PICK UP CHILDREN WITHOUT BENDING.
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    Text - Please do not irritate, annoy, bother, irk, harass, badger, tease, torment, provoke, madden, taunt, anger, displease, pester, bully, exasperate, rile or vex our animals. !
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    Sign - SPLATTER ZONE
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    Text - Grizzly bears should eat berries, fish, roots and grasses-but not children. Keep children off the railings! Thank you, the grizzly bear keepers
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    Text - please check under your cars for Penguins thank-you
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    Text - Please don't flash the octopus
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    Goats - Feed goats here only
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    Turquoise - BEWARE JUMPING GAY WALRUS M.B.M.C. 12.08.04E
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    Sign - PLEASE DO NOT BANG ON GLASS WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT BROKE?
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    Text - BEWARE OF INVISIBLE COWS MOST OF THE MAUNA KEA ACCESS ROAD BELOW HALE POHAKU IS OPEN CATTLE RANGE, AND THE COWS FREQUENTLY CROSS THE ROAD. DARK COLORED COWS ARE OFTEN INVISIBLE IN DARKNESS AND/OR FOG. USE EXTREME CAUTION AND DRIVE VERY SLOWLY THIS OPEN RANGE
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    Nature reserve - Please Do Not Drop Your Cigarette Butts On The Ground. The Fish Crawl Out At Night To Smoke Them And We Are Trying To Get Them To Quit.
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